Remember When ...
Published Aug 03, 2003
An APPLICATION was for employment.
A PROGRAM was a tv show.
A CURSOR used profanity.
And A KEYBOARD was a piano.....
MEMORY was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
COMPRESS was something that you did with the garbage.
LOG ON was adding wood to the fire.
HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.
A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.
And a BACKUP happened to your commode......
CUT you did with a pocket knife.
PASTE you did with glue.
A WEB was a spider's home.
And a VIRUS was the flu......
A COMPUTER was something on tv from a science fiction show.
A WINDOW was something you hated to clean ...
And RAM was the cousin of a goat ...
MEG was the name of my girlfriend.
Now they all mean different things And that really MEGA BYTES.
Originally published August 04, 2003.
