Ruminations
Published Oct 05, 2004
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print.
There ain't no way you're going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with nose rings and tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Originally published October 06, 2004.
