T-Shirt Slogans
Published Apr 02, 2004

(Seen on an 8 year old)
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!"
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Procrastinate Now."
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
(On a baby-size shirt)
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M."
Originally published April 03, 2004.