Mind Benders

Terms for Stupid

Apr 15, 2003
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Terms for Stupid

Dumber than a box of hair.

Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Forgot to pay her brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

24 cents short of a quarter.

Originally published April 16, 2003.

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