The Ten Million Dollar Lottery Winner
Published Jan 01, 1900

Farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. He is asked what he is going to do with all the money. "Oh, I guess the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills" "And what about the rest?", the reporter asks. Farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait"
Originally published November 14, 2002.