The Wit and Wisdom of Will Rogers
Published Jan 01, 1900
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. Always drink upstream from the herd. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
