Things that Make You Go Hmmm. . .
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
