Things to Ponder Late at Night

Did Noah include termites on the ark?
How could you be a good Jewish boy with a name like Ham?
Why is the practice called "fasting" when time passes so slowly when you're doing it?
What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker and that car doesn't move when the traffic light turns green?
Originally published November 14, 2002.