Thoughtful - Growner
Published May 04, 2003

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves him. When he's finished the bartender asks, "Monsieur Descartes, would you like another?"
Descartes answers, "No, I think not." At which point he abruptly disappears.
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Descartes is best known for saying "I think therefor I am."
Originally published May 05, 2003.