Why, I ask. Why???

**Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him.

**If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?

**Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

**Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

**Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

**Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

**Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

**What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

**If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?

**When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

**Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

**What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?