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Not Pregnant - Expecting

Jun 03, 2003
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Not Pregnant - Expecting
"How does your wife like being pregnant?" John asked his friend David.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," David replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Sam pressed.

"Well," David explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet . . ."

Originally published June 21, 2009.

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