All Reality is Aspect Dependent
She had her face lifted, but it turned out there was one just like it underneath.
Ambivalence may or may not be my problem.
Amnesiacs Anonymous meeting at ah, er gimme a sec...
I know she's got all her own teeth. I was with her when she bought them.
The longer the title, the less important the job.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Blessed are the young, let them inherit the national debt...
Golden Rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory.
All reality is aspect dependent.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
The three stages of getting sick are: Ill, pill, bill.
In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable. -- Paul Dean
Beware of the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
Originally published February 02, 2004.
