And for you .... More One Liners
Published Jan 01, 1900
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
8. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
9. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
10. Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have.
11. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
