- The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
- They say the house didn't float very far at all.
- We're all amazed that you go on living each day.
- Well, at least the operation was a partial success.
- The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
- The District Attorney says he only has a few more questions.
- At least the passenger side air bag inflated.
- Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show."
- The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
