Error Messages

ERROR:
press all the keys at once to continue.

ERROR: #0002:
errors instead of errors.

ERROR: #0004
any key not found.

ERROR: #002
ERROR: no error, Yet.

ERROR: #0032:
keyboard not responding. Use hammer (Y/n)?

ERROR: #004
erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

ERROR: #0040
this program will crash right before you win.

ERROR: #01E
timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

ERROR: #3032
recursion error. See error #3032.

ERROR: #304
out of memory, I think. Er... Where was I?

ERROR:
Error reading drive A: Please insert 25 cents.

ERROR:
file not found. Where did you last leave it?

ERROR:
fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue.

ERROR:
strike any match to burn computer.

ERROR: #999
ERROR: #999
dyslexic computer possessed by devil.

ERROR:
Illegal error. You are not allowed to get this error.

ERROR:
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!

ERROR:
Recursion error: (R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry?

ERROR:
Religious error:(I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan?

ERROR:
HUMOR Error overflow, computer halted.