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Humor in Health

Jan 01, 1900
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Humor in Health
I didn't realize how broke Medicare was until I saw the witch doctor they assigned to my grandmother.

It's a strange world. We want smokeless restaurants, but we can stand a pornographic Internet.

I didn't worry about the Ebola virus--until I remembered how fast the Macarena spread.

I had my annual physical, and I went home and told my wife that my body was at its peak. She screamed and ran into the bedroom and cried.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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