Humor in Life
Published Jan 01, 1900
I wish I had a remote-control for life. I'd sure put a lot of people on "mute."
I thought I'd seen everything in this life but, actually, there is one thing I've never seen that I'd really like to see--Richard Simmons in long pants.
It's getting to the point where a guy can't enjoy the simple things in life, like slicing a bagel and watching butter melt on it, without some idiot behind you blowing his horn.
You can't win. Life is just one constant battle: between right and wrong .... good and evil .... broiled and fried......
Originally published November 14, 2002.
