I'm living happily ever after....

I'm living happily ever after.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

You're standing in my aura.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap!