It's Wake Up Time
Men are very strange. When they wake up in the morning they want things like toast. I don't have these recipes.
Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. I enjoy it. I do it three or four times a day.
There are 24 hours in a day. Do you realize if there were 24 hours and 15 minutes we could all get enough sleep?
Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings - too soon or too late.
I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. That is why I use Maxwell House After-Shave Lotion.
I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
Half the people like to work and the other half don't, or maybe it's the other way around.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day - because then I know it will be up all night.
My wife and I always kiss goodnight. It's like touching gloves before we spend the entire night fighting over the covers.
Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
