Keepin' up the product lines!
Pfizer has now taken to improving the lives of men...but here are some products that you may not have heard about .....
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit..
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug actually noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing..
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent..
FASHONAGRA - Men on this drug suddenly do not need their wife's advice to match clothing!.
NEGA-LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be truthful when being asked about their personal affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential Strength versions..
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members..
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one..
PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors.".
Originally published November 14, 2002.
