More One Liners - 2

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups.

Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

BAD Cop! No Donut!

Barium: what you do with dead chemists.

Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.

Be bold in what you stand for; be careful in what you fall for.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Be realistic: expect a miracle

Beam me up Scotty, this planet sucks!

Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon!

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

Being Politically Correct means Always Having to Say You're Sorry.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Beware of dragons, for we are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Biology grows on you.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the Earth.

Born free... taxed to death.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

Brain dysfunction detected...

Brain over - Insert coin

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

But how many lightbulbs does it take to change a person?

But I already have a life - I just don't use it!

By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.