More One-liners for April 11, 2002
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine. A day without sunshine is like night. A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing. A fool and his money rarely get together to start with. A fool must now and then be right by chance. A friend in need is a pest indeed... A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. A half moon is better than no moon at all. A harp is a nude piano. A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. A library is an arsenal of liberty. A life lived in fear is half a life lived. A little greed can get you lots of stuff. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A man needs a good memory after he has lied. A man's best friend is his dogma. A man, a plan, a canal. Suez! A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot.. A neat desk is a sign of a sick mind. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. A penny saved is a Governmental oversight. A perversion of nature....how exciting! A pessimist is never disappointed. A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice. A rolling stone gathers momentum. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A single fact can spoil a good argument. A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
