More Quick Takes

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
668: The Neighbor of the Beast.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up.
Originally published November 14, 2002.