Old Groaner's
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q. What happens when you run in front of a car?
A. You get tired!
Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
A. Milk of Amnesia!
An archeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!
Don't ever confuse an open mind with one that's vacant!
Women have only two complaints-nothing to wear and not enough closet space!
My wife is going to a baby doctor. I say she should go to someone with a little experience.
Motorhome bumpersticker: If you tailgate, I'll flush!
It's not easy to do nothing. You never know when you're done!
What happened when a red ship collided with a blue ship?
The passengers were marooned!
I lent a man $5,000 for plastic surgery. He never paid me back and now I don't know what he looks like!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
