One-Liners!
Published Nov 04, 2002
"When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus. --Brian Auten
"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." --Bruce Baum
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking." -- Henry Louis Mencken
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax
Why did the banks use all that space and money to construct so many teller stations, then never have more than two or three in use?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
