One Liners!
Published Nov 18, 2002
* Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
* Death to all fanatics!
* An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
* If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
* I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
* The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
* Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever!
* I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
* I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
* Always remember you're unique....just like everyone else.
Originally published December 07, 2002.
