One - Liners
Published Jan 17, 2003
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Write all complaints legibly in this space -> []
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Originally published January 18, 2003.
