One Liners
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Let's try putting the aging process through Congress - what have we to lose?
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals!"
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
Trying to attain vast power and world domination again?!
Q: What did the dyslexic sheep say?
A: "AAB!"
When the instructions on the flimsy cat toilet-training device say, "The
cat must weigh no more than 12 pounds," weigh the cat.
Everybodys gotta be someplace and this is MY place. So, get outta here and
find your own place. --Lawrence
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are
someone else's fault.
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...
C:\MicroSoft for my (.cur) curse'er files
I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
Originally published January 03, 2004.
