One Liners for April 11, 2002
Published Jan 01, 1900
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces. A big enough hammer fixes anything A bird in the hand can be messy. A camel is a horse planned by committee. A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A closed mind gathers no intelligence A closed mouth gathers no feet. A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it. A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? A day not wasted is a day wasted!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
