One Liners for April 9, 2002
Published Jan 01, 1900
The first man to make a mountain out of a molehill was probably a real estate agent.
People seldom think alike until it comes to buying wedding presents.
To some people religious freedom means the choices of churches which they stay home from.
A recount is when the chairman can't believe his Ayes.
Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
Man has conquered the air but so has our neighbor's radio.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
