One Liners for December 4, 2002
Published Dec 04, 2002
Life isn't fair but neither is death.
We could handle life's stress if we could find the handles.
When there's someone around to make change the change machine works perfectly, and when there isn't it doesn't.
Relax, otherwise you might die all tensed up.
Mediocrity always succeeds over originality.
No matter how much I exercise my body, it refuses to go away and leave me alone.
Originally published December 07, 2002.
