One-Liners for February 5th
Published Jan 01, 1900
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Constant change is here to stay. Buy one for the price of two and get another one free! Vanna White's in a rehab center. She's hooked on phonics. A watched clock never boils. A word to the wise is unnecessary. All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. I'd like to go to an assertiveness training class. The teacher asked my son, "If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?" My son answered "Five."
First I need to check with my wife.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
