One-Liners for September 26th
Published Sep 26, 2003
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
Constant change is here to stay.
Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!
Vanna White's in a rehab center. She's hooked on phonics.
A watched clock never boils.
A word to the wise is unnecessary.
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
I'd like to go to an assertiveness training class.
First I need to check with my wife.
The teacher asked my son, "If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?"
My son answered "Five."
Originally published September 27, 2003.
