One Liners...for January 2000
Published Jan 01, 1900
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.
By the time we realize our parents were right, we have children who think we're wrong.
I have claustrophobia combined with fear of success, so I completely fell apart when I did a really good job painting the inside of my closet. - Bob Thaves (Frank & Ernest)
Originally published November 14, 2002.
