Quick Takes
Published Jan 01, 1900
A word of caution to anyone who's into magnet therapy: Don't go into a hardware store.
I don't know much about drugs. I thought uppers were dentures.
I have a friend with lung cancer who says he may have to give up cigarettes. And they say they are not addictive?
Of course, there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The nonusers are slowly being killed off.
The ones you see standing in line for hours to get a Beanie Baby for their kid are the same fools who want to know why their little darling isn't learning anything in school. Why? Because the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
