Really Neat Riddles
How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? What do you call a cow who has just given birth? What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? Where do you find a dog with no legs? Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers? How is A Arkansas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Unique Up On It.
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
A Stick.
Nacho Cheese.
Subordinate Clauses.
Quattro Sinko.
Spoiled Milk.
De-Caffinated.
A Nervous Wreck.
Right Where You Left Him.
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Because It Scares The Dog.
Sanka.
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
Skeet.
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
