Short Takes
Published Aug 13, 2005
A good thing to exercise when you're putting on weight is restraint.
Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off.
He arrived late at the party to find he was beaten to the punch.
Originally published August 14, 2005.
