Some Cute One-Liners
Published Jan 01, 1900
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines! All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots. A good pun is it's own reword. Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
