Some Old One Liners
Published Jan 01, 1900
Why do *bankruptcy* lawyers expect to be paid? What happens if you get scared *half* to death, *twice*? "I'd kill for a Nobel *Peace* prize." Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener! Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now! Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back... ;-) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you! "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn *much* louder..." Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have enough film. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain... "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?" "I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
