This & That
Published Jan 01, 1900
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
I don't eat snails . . . I prefer FAST food.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Theory of relativity: The more relatives are visiting you, the slower the time passes.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
