THIS & THAT:
Published Jan 01, 1900
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
If something goes without saying, LET IT!
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
