Thoughts to Ponder
Published Jan 01, 1900
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
submitted by: Brain Lewis
Originally published November 14, 2002.
