Over-Zealous Evangelist
Published Jun 14, 2003
A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack, met this over-zealous evangelist.
After listening politely for over a half-hour on how thankful he should be to have been spared, and how he should repent at once, he was asked if all of his sins had flashed before his eyes during the heart attack.
The patient responded, "Don't be ridiculous, the attack lasted only 6 hours!"
Originally published June 24, 2009.
