Passed On
Published Mar 31, 2003

A woman's husband passed away, so she called the Obituary Department of the local newspaper and said, "This is what I want to print: George is dead."
"But for $30 you are allowed to print six words," the man at the newspaper said.
"Oh, in that case," the woman said, "print: George is dead. Honda for sale."
Originally published April 08, 2009.