Police Training
Three blondes are training to be police officers. The police sergeant who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, What do you notice about the man in this picture?"
The blonde says, "He only has one eye!"
The sergeant says "No, no, it's a side view."
Then he says to the second blonde, "What do you notice about this man?"
The 2nd blonde says, "He only has one ear!".
The sergeant says "Hello, it's a side view! Geez!".
So the sergeant goes over to the last blonde and says, "What do you notice about this man?"
The final blonde says, "He wears contacts!"
The sergeant goes to the FBI computer and looks the man in the picture up -sure enough - he wears contacts!
The sergeant totally amazed says, "How did you know that?"
The blonde says "Well, if he only has one eye and one ear, how can he wear glasses?"
Originally published February 17, 2009.
