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2008 Presedential Candidate Qualification Test

Nov 15, 2004
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2008 Presedential Candidate Qualification Test

Time Limit: 3 Years

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture,
literature, law and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Michael Moore .

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

        ____ (a) build a bridge
        ____ (b) sail the ocean
        ____ (c) lead an army or
        ____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
        ____ (a) Jewish
        ____ (b) CATHOLIC
        ____ (c) Libertarian
        ____ (d) Polish
        ____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion.  How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
        ____ (a) Westerners
        ____ (b) Southerners
        ____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

        Bush:     __________________________
        Bush:  __________________________
        Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.For an extra point name a President named George

11. Where does rain come from?
        ____ (a) Macy's
        ____ (b) Kmart
        ____ (c) Canada
        ____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
         ____ (a) yes
         ____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
        ____ (a) New York
        ____ (b) Florida
        ____ (c) Canada
        ____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
        ____ (a) B.C
        ____ (b) A.D.

Signed _______________________

When completed please mail to the appropriate National Party Chairman.  We'll be callin' you

Originally published November 16, 2004.

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