Canada - on board!
Published Feb 17, 2003

The Good News, Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism! They Have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.
The Bad News, with the current exchange rate, that comes out to 2 canoes, a mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
Originally published February 18, 2003.