Celebrity Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a special offer for those who want to keep their promise! Attention: Alec Baldwin ...and anyone else who made the promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the fun ship cruise, Elation. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade. Please pack for at least four years! *Your captain will be Bill Clinton *Cruise director will be Al Gore *Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director *Ted Kennedy will act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!
Rosie O'Donnell
Cher
Phil Donahue
David Geffen
Barbra Streisand
Pierre Salinger
Originally published November 14, 2002.
