Clinton Goes Golfing

The President, happy for the attention and recognizing that they were future voters (for his wife's run at the Presidency), reminded the caddies that only one of them could caddy for the foursome.

One of the caddies stepped forward and remarked, "We know, Mr. President, that only one of us can caddy for your group, so we set up a contest. The one who tells the biggest lie will have the honor of being the caddy."

The President quickly replied, "You young men shouldn't be having a contest telling lies", he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute speech that began with, "Don't you know it's a sin to lie", and ending with, "Why, when I was a young man your ages, I NEVER told a lie."

There was a dead silence for a brief moment. Just as the President was beginning to think that he'd gotten through to the caddies, the youngest caddy took a deep breath and, looking directly at the President, said...