Dr. Seuss Goes To Florida
Author Unknown Can we count them with our nose? Should we count them with a band? If I do not like the count, I'll count the ballots one by one I'll count, recount, and count some more! How shall we count this ballot box? Shall we count this one in a tree? We cannot, cannot count enough! I'll count the tiles on the floor! And I will not say that I am done! Edited by Richard Wimer Source: Wit & Wisdom
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them all by hand?
Should I simply throw them out?
And hold each one up to the sun!
You'll grow to hate this little chore
Let's count it standing in our socks!
And who shall count it, you or me?
We must not stop, we must be tough!
I'll count, and count, and count some more!
Until the counting says I've won!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
